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I'm a Navy recon Ranger with a green beret.
I'll fly your submarine any day.
The Privates say I had too much beer.
but they don't know cause they weren't there.
The Corporals say I had too much wine.
But I think I'm doin' just fine.
Sergeants think I had too much Jack,
but now he'll never get his girl back.
First Sergeant thinks I had too much scotch.
He's about to get a boot in the crotch.
The Captain thinks I had too much rum.
He doesn't know he's a lousy bum.
The Major thinks I had too much gin.
When he doesn't even know where he's been.
The Colonel thinks I had too much tequila.
Maybe I shouldn't have had that last margarita.
Tell the MPs that I'm not drunk.
How did all those bottles get in my trunk?
