They say that in the Marine Corps the coffee's mighty fine.
It looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine!
(chorus)
Oh Mom, I want to go home!
But they won't let me go home!
Ohhhhhhhh OHHHHHHHH Ohhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhh OHHHHHHHH Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhh HEY!
They say that in the Marine Corps the chow is mighty fine.
A chicken jumped off the table and started marking time!
(Chorus)
They say that in the Marine Corps the pay is mighty fine.
They give a hundred dollars and take back ninety-nine!
(Chorus)
They say that in the Marine Corps, the food is mighty fine.
A roll fell off the table, and killed a friend of mine!
(Chorus)
They say that in the Marine Corps, the women are mighty fine.
They look like Freddy Kruger and walk like Frankenstein!
(Chorus)
They say that in the Marine Corps, the coffee is mighty fine
it's good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine.
