Went to Kinville with Smitty and
Will
To spend some money and get some thrills
Walked in the door and before I could blink
Some little lady said "BUY ME A DRINK"
Was a crazy sight ,thought I'd
seen it all
There were women crawling' from wall to wall
I reached in my pocket for a dollar twenty-four
She said to buy my drink you gotta pay 10 more
I said are you playing some kinda
joke?
It's only two-fifty for a rum and coke!
She said "I'm kinda' lonely and I need a date
Ten bucks a drink is the going rate.
I put my cash away and I started
to go
Cause Willie D. said "Let a ho be a ho"
I felt a little sorry for the bar girl troupe
Didn't know they'd take my ass to the hoop!
Bought the girl a drink and I knew
I was doomed,
Ten horny squids sat across the room.
Paid the bar fine and I grabbed her tit,
She said buy me some dinner, and I'll luv' ya no shit!
Stopped for Yakisoba then she said
to me
Drive me to the alley cause I've got to pee
She walked down the alley and I leaned against the car
Then I was attacked by the squids from the bar!
Swung my tow chain and I tied em'
in knots,
The girl was pissin' but she never did squat,
Looked a little closer and I knew I'd be sick,
The girl didn't squat because she had a dick!
She said "come with me and
we'll make the time pass,
I said " you need a lift , shove a jack up your ass!"
Pulled out her pistol said "You're gonna be a ghost",
I shot my flame thrower and I turned her to toast!
Smitty grabbed the pistol and Will
just ran,
Just another day in the "Land of the Hand"
